We got there about 1/2 hour early, but then they had some dumb guy as an opening act that wasn't advertised, so we were really there about an hour and a half early. We walked around a bit and took in the atmosphere (mostly it was just Melanie walking around checking out guy's butts) and I was telling all the hookers to put their clothes back on. I'm a supporter of "Modest is Hottest"
Right before Jerrod came on some older lady shoved past us like she owned the place, but we didn't think too much of it. Then about 2 minutes after the band took the stage a fight broke out between that same older lady and some young girl that I had scolded earlier about her attire (or lack thereof). Once we realized what was going on and who was fighting it was only natural for Melanie to jump in there and defend our new "Friend". She got a couple good shots in and the old lady was about to go down but I had to pull her outta there before security got involved. The security guards, called 'regulators' at Toby's, came well after the fight had been stopped and the older lady had had ice thrown in her face. They ended up booting the old lady out. And all the while Judge Jerrod and the Hung Jury never missed a beat! They put on a good show and we had a really fun night. We'll probably go back there again for another concert sometime, the tickets were only 10 bucks and at Toby's, the fights are always free.....
P.S. The previous statements contain factual errors, please exercise caution in choosing which parts to believe and then re-tell as fact.
